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Уральские Пельмени — Свидание вслепую (Арамчик и Светлана) — Азбука Х
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В этот выпуск вошли номера: Подарок жене на 8 марта, Депутат и деньги, Свидание вслепую, Увольнение завхоза (Директор и завхоз), Необитаемый остров, Стиральная машина, Губернатор и ёлка, Назад в будущее (ремейк Будущее в назад), Бабушки спорят

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Компьютерные игры давно перестали быть уделом гиков – сегодня в них играют все, а в производство вкладывают огромные деньги. Разработчики используют современные технологии, привлекают известных актеров, самых крутых сценаристов и композиторов, чтобы в итоге создать действительно качественный продукт. Ведь конкуренция на рынке действительно большая, и за покупателя приходится бороться. Но некоторые игры настолько ожидаемы, что их готовы любить еще до официального релиза. В сегодняшнем видео мы поговорим именно о них.

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Для всех будущих мам, ComfortBaby www.comfortbaby.com/ пригласила Светлану Золотареву- перинатального и аналитического психолога с 15-ти летним стажем работы в роддомах г.Москвы. Руководителя Школы будущих родителей при клинике «Мать и дитя»
Она рассказала:
как подготовиться к родам;
что взять собой в роддом;
как распознать предвестники родов;
про роды без боли;
советы родителям и подготовка к родам;
особенности 1-го и 2-го периодов родов;
способы переживания схваток: дыхательные техники, движения, позиции, массаж и самомассаж в родах, релаксация, партнерское взаимодействие;
профилактические средства для предотвращения разрывов в родах.
#ComfortBaby #умноематеринство

FUNNY DOG that deserve 100 MILLION VIEWS! — DOGS are THE BEST PETS ever!

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Up All Night · Drake · Nicki Minaj

Thank Me Later

℗ 2010 Young Money Entertainment/Cash Money Records/Universal Motown

Released on: 2010-01-01

Producer: Boi 1da
Studio Personnel, Mixer: Noah «40» Shebib
Studio Personnel, Recording Engineer: Ariel Chobaz
Studio Personnel, Asst. Recording Engineer: Noel Cadastre
Studio Personnel, Assistant Mixer: Miguel Scott
Producer, Co- Producer: Matthew Burnett
Studio Personnel, Recording Engineer: Noah «40» Shebib
Studio Personnel, Assistant Mixer: Noel Cadastre
Composer Lyricist: A. Graham
Composer Lyricist: M. Samuels
Composer Lyricist: M. Burnett
Composer Lyricist: N. Minaj

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Cheap Thrills · Sia · Sean Paul

Cheap Thrills

℗ 2015 Monkey Puzzle Records, under exclusive license to RCA Records

Released on: 2016-02-11

Associated Performer: Sia feat. Sean Paul
Composer, Lyricist: Sia Furler
Mastering Engineer: Emily Lazar
Composer, Lyricist: Greg Kurstin
Composer, Lyricist: Sean Paul Henriques

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bbno$ — namaste ft. trippythakid prod. JASON RICH

I am so happy to release this project, thank you for all the continual love. Mixed by soundcloud.com/lentra and I, lyrics below.

bbno$
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Twitter: twitter.com/bbnomula
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soundcloud: soundcloud.com/bbnomula/sets/bb-steps

[lyrics]

[nameste]
BOI YOU HIT
fLIP THE CASE
GUCCI BIB

wait

DIAMOND BRACE
sip a 5th
namastae

wait
ya
booty thick
met her kid
no damn way

kay
ya
couple checks
on my wrist
im okay
yeh
baby

so im posted with your mommie
Popping bubbily
lay the pipe
she tryna cuff me
dont be sussy
last years wrist
was kinda crusty
now we shining
in a chevy
baby gravy
were slightly trendy
hit the defrost
mighty icey
hit the zoo
that cougar fiesty

she took my pants
she made me dance
she joust my lance

i hit my branch
i store a check
i run a rack

im kinda dry
i need some sauce
a dab of ranch

them china money
china hunnies
in a trance

wrist on my wrist

pass it to gravy
dunk on your bitch

its an assist
clout be a gift
RUN UP THE THRIFT

FLOW BE SO SWIFT
STACKING THIS MONEY
HIGH LIKE A CLIFF

I BE SO SMOOTH,
SAME AS THE JIFF
NO TIME FOR A GLITCH
BABY!

big cup
2-6
half full
gassed up

2 checks
1 banks
half full
gassed up

big thot
good brain
relay
gassed up

baby
rich
TRIPPY
gassed up

[trippy]

Broke my wrist wrist wrist getting paid yuh
Don’t dismiss big trippy ride the the wave yuh
Me and bb getting money now we faded
I don’t need nobody else we getting famous

With a wrist like this
You would think yo bitch
Would be all on this
But I dont want that

I dont let no hoes
Get up on my bros
Cause i love myself
And I got one back

Home and Im hopin she still gonna feel for me
Love doesnt fade in a day
Nah
Tired of working this job like I know I deserve more than minimum wage
Yah

Get with the program
uh
Need them checks and I need more bands
Need my wrist so frozen
Uh
Bones all cold cause the chains Ive chosen
Blunts Im blowing
Uh
Never seen a bint that big I know it
Never stop flowin
Uh
Down my river Im my liver keep going
Rollin never stop roasting coastin motion
Im in my zone and I notice trippy been golden bitch I been throwing curve balls blunts have been swollen

Look at me like what’s good
Everything good when you livin like us

I been blowing dope smokin best smoke that I ever smoked got me fuckin chokin choked up baby lemme go

Hope that you can feel me rn now
I guess if you don’t
We ain’t gotta work this shit out I just gotta blow

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Animation by Slightly left of Centre
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Song by Boney M
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Lyrics:
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russias greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though shed heard the things hed done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russias greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

[Spoken:]
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

«This mans just got to go!» declared his enemies
But the ladies begged «Dont you try to do it, please»
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, theyre not to blame
«Come to visit us» they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russias greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said «I feel fine»

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didnt quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russias greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead